B's just had a mailing inviting her to Moddershall Oakes Spa. It's a thick brochure, and when I picked it up it fell open on:
Elemis Fennel Cleansing Cellulite and Colon Therapy. Hmm, *thinks*
this might be right up my alley...
but no, the wimps aren't really doing colon cleansing, they are rubbing your belly for a bit of "abdominal massage"... *tsk*
and charging £55 for it ..
If you need your thighs and belly rubbing I can do it for less.
3 comments:
You may of been able to write it first, but i assure you, it shall be me that gets the massage first!!!
hope your well.
xxx
hmmm - too late - jean is already my first satisfied customer, I've invented a new thing, it's a variation on Distance Healing ... it's called Distance Massage (obviously) and jean was very pleased with it
:)
yeah, ok, so she got first, but i will get better :P
xx
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